Overheard at my house

 Isaiah: Mommy, please me have one of those cookies?
Me: Sure.
Isaiah: Yay! I love gluten! Gluten my favourite!
Me: No, these are gluten-free.
Isaiah: What that?
Me: They don't have gluten.
Isaiah (despondently): But why?


(While playing The Beatles' "I Want to Hold Your Hand")
Noah: I like this music, Mommy. Is this The Wiggles?

 (While flipping through an illustrated children's Bible)
Isaiah: Look, there's Jesus killing Moses.
Me: No, Jesus didn't kill Moses. He didn't kill anyone.
Noah: Well what about Noah and the flood?
Me: ...

 Me (singing): "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore."
Noah: That's a metaphor.


Noah: Hey look, I drew a hashtag.

 (While looking at the flyers, which had a picture of a man with his pants around his ankles and the caption, 'We've dropped everything!')
Noah: Oh no, that's not very appropriate!
(Later, while Patrick was lighting the wood stove, he handed him the flyer)
Noah: Daddy, you should burn this one.


Comments

  1. ElenaDecember 17, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    Fr. Hattie's Sunday sermon comes to mind: parents prepare the way of The Lord. Sometimes very particularly!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 19, 2013 at 12:14 PM

    haha, love your boys! :)

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  3. sorchaDecember 19, 2013 at 11:26 PM

    bahahah. delightful :D

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  4. RebeccaDecember 24, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Hmm, Rhett was asking about metaphors and figures of speech... however, I'm not sure he would identify one if I used it. How old is Noah???

    And how in the heck does he know what a hashtag is?????

    Oh, by the way, I was thinking about your comment about exposing your children to more music that actual grownups like... have you tried Roger Miller? (The guy who sings "King of the Road".) It's fun old style country music that is very enjoyable for adults, but some of his songs are ridiculously goofy and so also quite appealing to children. (eg. "You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd"...)

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